A Little Light Relief
/Some of our residents have found the humour in the crisis and have sent through some humorous Coronavirus remarks - enjoy:
I used to spin that toilet paper like I was on ‘Wheel of Fortune’. Now I turn it like I’m cracking a safe.
I need to practice social distancing from the refrigerator.
PSA: Every few days try your jeans on just to make sure they fit. Pyjamas will have you believe all is well in the kingdom.
Home schooling is going well: 2 students suspended for fighting and 1 teacher fired for drinking on the job.
This morning I saw a neighbour talking to her cat. It was obvious she thought her cat understood her. I came into my house, told my dog… we laughed a lot.
Quarantine Day 15: Went to this restaurant called THE KITCHEN. You have to gather all the ingredients and make your own meal. I have no clue how this place is still in business.
My body has absorbed so much soap and disinfectant lately that when I pee it cleans the toilet.
Day 5 of home schooling: One of these little monsters called in a bomb threat.
Classified Ad: Single man with toilet paper seeks woman with hand sanitiser for good clean fun.
Day 6 of home schooling: My child just said “I hope I don’t have the same teacher next year”… I’m offended.
Better 6 feet apart than 6 feet under.
Why do they call it the novel coronavirus? It’s a long story…
Why didn’t the sick guy get the joke? It flu over his head.
I’ll tell you a coronavirus joke now, but you’ll have to wait two weeks to see if you got it…
Nail salons, hair salons, waxing and tanning places are closed. It’s about to get ugly out there.
Did you hear the joke about the germ? Never mind, I don’t want to spread it around.
Where do sick boats go to get healthy? The dock!
I ran out of toilet paper and had to start using old newspapers. Times are rough.
You know what they’re saying about 2020. It went viral faster than anyone thought it would.
What types of jokes are allowed during quarantine? Inside jokes!
Yeah, I have plans tonight. I’ll probably hit the living room around 8 or 9…
Back in my day you would cough to cover up a fart. Now, with COVID-19, you fart to cover up a cough.
What’s the best way to avoid touching your face? A glass of wine in each hand.
You know what they say: feed a cold, starve a fever, drink a corona.
So many coronavirus jokes out there, it’s a pundemic.
Thanks to Ann and Aaron for sending these through!